grumpygandalf:

commander-cosmo:

petition for hank green to write a song entitled ‘benedict cumberbatch’ in which he lists all of the names we can give benedict cumberbatch and still understand that it’s benedict cumberbatch

make hank green find the thing

(via themisadventuresofmaddy)

jaseherondale:

childrapist666:

edwad:

jaseherondale:

Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love

yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian

i am waiting for an ugly australian to add their selfie to this post pls do it is beckoning you to tumblr fame

(via sallythesparrow)

konyto:

[ DEATH METAL SCREAM ] KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE

(via scarves-and-jumpers)

kingofanxiousthinking:

HOLY FUCK

I ACTUALLY CANT BREATHE

I LITERALLY JUST HIT REBLOG AND LAUGHED AT MY PHONE FOR A MINUTE OR TWO TRYING YO COMPOSE MYSELF ENOUGH TO TYPE THIS MESSAGE.

 ITS BACK

DEAD, FUCKING DEAD.

OH MY GOD

what even,

this is music

this is actually my favourite audio post on tumblr and i’m going to reblog this for the 3rd time

oh

(via sherlocks-little-tardis)

Now you know giant anteater’s front legs look like pandas.

vanehwasreal:

macaronrainbow:

tatermo:

I keep looking at it, and it keeps confusing me

i don’t know how to deal with this information

This is mildly terrifying

(via iamtonysexual)

friendsofthegaybc:

travisstolls:

friendsofthegaybc:

travisstolls:

WHEN HE WAS A YOUNG WARTHOG

WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOG

Very nice

Thanks

(via scarves-and-jumpers)

anindoorkitty:

[x]

Bad boys of Baker Street

WAIT WAIT WAIT IS BEN THROWING THE NERDFIGHTER SIGN?!?!?!

(via professorfonz)

(Source: kitten-little, via me-minus-something)

lilmotel:

envyadams:

today at work i let someone into a dressing room and they said “thanks” and half of me tried to say “you’re welcome” and the other half tried to say “no problem” and i ended up saying “your problem”

At least it wasn’t “I’M FUCKING YOU OKAY!?”

(via accidentsdonthappenaccidently)

sunshineface0014:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem

You can’t even see your problem

(via me-minus-something)

stridersquad:

richwhitelesbian:

we need some new and more powerful swears

(via sallythesparrow)

I hear small, joyful children outside

This cannot be allowed any longer. I have to end this.

waywardveganbond:

kn1ght-of-m1nd:

peach-hero:

why does no one talk about the movie Sky High

is that young doc scratch

(via imminentlyginger)